In My Ears – Vampire Weekend
Whoever says you shouldn’t bribe children are first and foremost idiots and obviously childless!! How would we ever bend their iron will our way? Hell if it wasn’t for bribery my kids might still be pissing their pants…they certainly would not sleep through the night…and any outing would be impossible. There is no denying it bribes work. Bribery is not the exclusive domain of parent and child…we all do it, we bribe friends and lovers, we all want our own way – its human nature (has nothing to do with nurture). Come on how many of you really really love your job? Would you just do it for the pure love of it or for the satisfaction of a job well done…I DIDN’T THINK SO…what do you think a paycheque is…it’s a bribe … if you come in every day and do your work to a reasonable level we will give you this money. We accept this bribe because the money we receive allows us to do whatever it is that we really love and more importantly it gives us the means to bribe others…it’s a vicious circle and we all play it and we all secretly love it and love to be the Briber!!!
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